If you purchase this product Alf Comedy will provide you with a solemn promise that we will not attempt to practice comedy anymore. As a matter of fact, we won’t even watch comedy. Hell, we’ll move to Russia if that’s what it takes for you to purchase this item. We’re talking, no more bad puns from Zander, no more crazy ethnic accents from Ted, no more obvious hack jokes from David. This is the deal of a lifetime! Buy now before us morons produce another lame SportZ Night!
What you get:
A Vine video of us pinky swearing on a real hotel bible to never joke again plus a 30 minute video of us waterboarding David until he promises to never tell a ‘Dad Joke’ again or drowning to death, whichever comes first.